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Five Great Humorous Thoughts on Writing

“I love 240_F_86801543_CTy14llosBHftWDO5zEDW9a37kQrle1obeing a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.” - Peter de Vries

“He was such a bad writer, they revoked his poetic license.” - Milton Berle

“Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publication.” - Fran Lebowitz

“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.” - Stephen Wright

“Either a writer doesn't want to talk about his work, or he talks about it more than you want.” - Anatole Broyard

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